Sounds like the climax of an awesome 80's sci-fi movie that was never made. I don't know about you, but I picture John Malkovich yelling it as he jumps out of a burning spaceship...
Launching on Android has been a long time coming, and we couldn't be more excited. Got to give the people what they WANT!
As if we haven't already gotten carried away, we wrote a "super short" film script about Adroid's arrival to the party (hint: Ion = iOS and Andy = Android).
PROJECT: ANDROID ARRIVES AT THE PARTY MISSION: GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT Ion: [pacing back and forth, in front of a cheering mob of people] [sees Andy coming, shakes his head slowly with a wry smile] Andy: [arrives after a long sprint, huffing and puffing] [gasp] Uhhhhhhhhh Fiiiiiiiiiiiinally! I’m here! [sucking wind] Phewwww... Ion: [incredulous, brow furrowed] Where the hell you been, man? You’re 9 months late! Andy: Dude...that was tough. [huffing, hands on his knees] Ion: Do you realize how many thousands of people have been waiting for you? [gestures back to the crowd] Andy: I know, I know, but it was essential that, if I were to come to the party, I do it RIGHT. Ion: [chuckles] Nobody said it was gonna be easy! You think developing me was easy? Andy: You don’t have 50 different screen sizes to account for, Ion! Ion: You got me there. How did you do it? Andy: Umm...it was like 10 percent luck, 20 percent skill, 15 percent concentrated power and will--- Ion: [laughs] Stop it. By the way, it’s cool if I call you Lollipop from now on, right? OK great. Andy: You better not---- Ion: Come on man, let’s go inside. We’ve got a lot of partying to do. Andy: I’m ready, let’s do this! Ion: I’ve already got 300,000 people hangin’ out at my cabana. We’ve had almost 700,000 rounds between us! You’ve got a lot of catching up to do my man… Andy: Don’t you worry. By the time we get to April, my fleet will be HUGE. [Starts walking into the club, looks back, and points at Ion with a smile] We’re coming for you, big dog!!! Ion: VIVA Hole19!
You tell me-- should we make this super-short? Give a piece of your mind in the comments.
Oh and in case you forgot...download Hole19 for Android FREE!
Check out a few more screenshots on your way out: